UTIS-User Manual
UTIS – User Manual
1) Operating Manual – Professional Tax
2) Operating Manual – Property Tax
3) Operating Manual -Grievance
4) CSC Manual
UTIS – User Manual
1) Operating Manual – Professional Tax
2) Operating Manual – Property Tax
3) Operating Manual -Grievance
4) CSC Manual
Sardar enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it. This he does again and again. Why?
Because the doctor told him to check sugar regularly
Three Sardars were going on a scooter. Traffic police showed them his hand. One of the Sardars told: We are already three, sorry, there is no space
Bank manager asks Sardar in an interview: “What is cyclone”
Sardar: “It is the loan given to purchase a cycle”
Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why? He wanted to avoid side effects!
Sardar looked himself in a mirror and said: “Isko kahin dekha hai… Haan! Yaad aaya, yeh to wahi kameena hai jo mere shaadi ke album mein mere biwi ke saath hai”
Bus conductor: Ticket, ticket
Sardar: Give two tickets
Conductor: Why two?
Sardar: If I lose one, another will be there
Conductor: What if you lose both?
Sardar: No problem, I have pass…
A famous Sardar’s declaration to the media: “I will never marry in my life. And I will advise the same to my children too”
Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773
Sardar: Thank God!! I was born after 1773. Had I born earlier, I would have died…
Interviewer: What is a skeleton?
Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it!!